Friday, October 3, 2014

Extracts From The Little-Read Book: Chapter 026

Wit, wisdom, pseudonietzscheanistic aphorisms, and bad jokes.

* I dreamed I heard the Trashcan Man sing: "CIBOLA! CIBOLA! BOMPITY BOMPITY BOMP!"

* Wise man Michael Barone wondered whether the president still clings to delusions. The first and most important delusion is that he is the person they pretended he was when he ran for office. He isn't, he never was, and he never will be. He's a ward heeler who has been hideously overpromoted. That is all.

* And how many jokes end with ".... Popes we gots lots of. But LAWYERS?" .... or .... "Okay, God where YOU gonna get a lawyer?"

* "God performs a miracle now and again... here lies a lawyer who was an honest man." - New England headstone, 17th Century.

* Lord, make me serene and calm.


* It Sez Here:  Politico: Why didn’t GOP rescue Democrats from their own foolish constitutional amendment? ( So the Democrats want to publicly immolate themselves and somehow the GOP is at fault for not wielding a fire hose. Gotcha.

* It Sez Here:  A Shipping Container Costs About $2,000. What These 15 People Did With That Is Beyond Epic ( I lived in a shipping container for a year in Bosnia. I did not enjoy the experience.

* Not afraid of Marilyn Manson. I am afraid of his fan base.... they vote, you know.

* They didn’t take away our rights after 9/11. Don't kid yourself, brother, we gave them away joyfully because we were scaredycats.

* Did you get your AARP application? I didn’t. Not yet. Thank God.

* It Sez Here:  Open Letter: Whether Obama Likes It Or Not, WWIII Is Here ( Hardly ever actually more like World War V.

* Court of law, jury of peers, finding of guilt, appeals process. THEN execute BUT only for the taking of life. "Do not be so quick to deal out death and judgment, Frodo. Even the wise cannot see all ends." - Gandalf

* It Sez Here: Ginger Jihadis: Why Red-Heads Are Converting to Radical Islam ( Redhead = Irish. Islam = no alcohol. Next question?

* It Sez Here: Court to decide whether ex-journalist Stephen Glass can practice law No. He's evil, a lying scum. If he wants absolution he can go to the First Church of George Herbert Walker Christ for absolution--if he can find it. But he should not expect to get it from the California Supremes. He is objectively unfit to practice law.

* State of the Union address? The state of the union is "total disarray."

* This was not reported in the news: Thousands 'March for Life' In Freezing Cold and Snow ( "Meh. A buncha Nazis having a klan rally. What's to report?" Sigh.

* It sez here: South Korean Media: Kim Jong-un Ordered The Execution Of His Uncle's Entire Family ( Tick tock, Kimmy boy. Tick. tock. (Latest news says that Kim Jong-Un is feeling a bit under the weather.)

* Relativism is satanic. And I don't mean that metaphorically.

* That abortion is genocide is not my "opinion," it's objective reality. I just happen to understand that reality better than most do. (If you disagree, you're as wrong as if you consider Auschwitz to be acceptable to some people.)

* Atlas Shrugged: Bah. Ayn Rand is Robert Heinlein without the talent, sense of humor, or accurate science fiction vision. Bleah.

* Awesome movie. Best flik I ever saw on The Ghoul. The Haunted Strangler (1958)

* I dreamed I heard the Trashcan Man sing: "CIBOLA! CIBOLA! BOMPITY BOMPITY BOMP!"

1 comment:

  1. "And how many jokes end with ".... Popes we gots lots of. But LAWYERS?" .... or .... "Okay, God where YOU gonna get a lawyer?""

    ...and Thomas More giggled at that!


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