Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Love letters With Blue Cross

NEWS ITEM: OBAMACARE SUBSIDIES MOSTLY ILLEGAL



12/1/2013

Dear Mr. Kent: 
Your insurance is illegal under Obamacare. Cancelled. Sorry.
BCBS

1/1/2014:
Dear Mr. Kent:
Here is your new insurance. Premiums are now 60% higher than last month and your deductible just tripled. Sorry.
Sincerely
BCBS

3/1/2014
Dear Mr. Kent:
Congratulations for your wife's successful navigation of the Obamacare web site. Your premiums have dropped 70%. However, we are resetting your deductible to zero and you won't see any gains until July. Sorry.
Sincerely.
BCBS

7/31/2014
Dear Mr. Kent:
This is to inform you that Mr. Obama's ex cathedra declaration that you are eligible for Obamacare subsidies were found to be legal bullshit by the DC Appellate Court. Therefore we are resetting your premiums to their previous level and resetting your deductible to zero and backbilling you for the subsidies illegally given you this year. Oh, that drug that you depend on to stay alive? No longer covered. Sorry.
Sincerely,
BCBS

8/1/2014:
Dear Mr. Kent:
Allow me to invite you to vote Democrat in the upcoming election primaries.
Sincerely,
The Democratic Party of Macomb County.

8/2/2014:
Dear Democratic Party of Macomb County:
Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut? WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK AT THE MOOOOOOOON?????????
Sincerely,
Richard L. Kent, Esq.

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