(Wherein we see a four hour Shakespeare play reduced to a one minute text conversation via smart phone.)
j: lol where r u romeo
r: wana come over?
j: idk parents
r: lets kill ourself
j: lol k
For extra credit, includes nude selfie of Juliet making duck lips.
(There once was a 'poet' named Kent ...
His humor particularly bent.
He stole a bad joke
Then took he a toke
And dreamed about paying his rent.....)