Thursday, June 21, 2012

Hot time, Summer in the City....
Time for GREG'S GIGGLES! (Again!)


Michelle, ma belle, sont le mots qui vont tres bien ensemble....



Ladies 'n' Germs, Mr. GREG SCHANKIN!

*     Apparently Rick Santorum endorsed Mitt Romney, very late at night via email. That just makes Santorum one of the 10 million guys ashamed of what he did late that night on his computer.

*     Washington, D.C. has a program started last year that would pay residents $12,000 to move closer to their workplace. It’s already a huge hit — in fact 3,000 prostitutes moved in right across from Congress so far.

*     Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.. ( I guess I'll pass on that tattoo).

*     I was just reading about this. Qantas Airlines will start attaching electronic tags to luggage to keep it from getting lost. And they're going to start doing that once they find the suitcase containing all the electronic tags.

*     Well, as you know, President Obama was in Afghanistan again the other day as part of his big "Did I Mention I killed bin Laden?" tour.

*     A new sleep study suggested that insomnia is linked to early death. Well that should help you doze off. If you weren’t sleeping before, this should knock you right out.

*     I didn't know this: it sez here that Cinco de Mayo celebrates the day that St. Cinco drove all the piñatas out of Tijuana.

*     President Obama went on "The View." He went on the "The View" because they're the only group of women the president trusts his Secret Service agents to be around.

*     The Incredible Hulk is an Avenger. I don't find him believable. I have a problem accepting that a guy can turn into a big monster and burst out of his clothes. I just don't buy that he can do it without his pants coming off.

*     Romney proves with a little hard work and a little luck, even a multimillionaire white guy from Harvard can succeed in this country.

*     There’s a new nasal spray that uses the “cuddle hormone” oxytocin to help men feel more affectionate. I thought I was clearing my sinuses with Afrin, and I ended up spooning with my pharmacist.

*     Senator Joe Biden and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg played a round of golf together last week. Biden shot an 89 while Bloomberg shot the person who arranged a round of golf with Joe Biden.

*     A group of women protested a new regulation that penalizes cab drivers who pick up prostitutes. Apparently they are non prostitutes who merely dress sensually for work. Only in New York. They don't realize that they have been caught up in Mayor Bloomberg's ongoing campaign against Big Gulps.

*     The French president got voted out. So "adieu" to Nicolas Sarkozy. He's riding his "bicyclette" off into the sunset. At least he gets to keep Carla Bruni as a consolation prize.

*     Al Gore and his girlfriend were spotted taking long walks on the beach, measuring how much the sea is rising. Of course, the climate isn't getting warmer; Al just walked away from Tipper.

*     The queen banishes Snow White because of her beauty. But the dwarves help Snow White because they're smitten by that very beauty. It teaches kids an important lesson: Nothing matters except for your looks.

*     We have a Mexican Town here in Detroit, so we are very festive for Cinco de Mayo. This year the mayor had them fill all the potholes with salsa.

*     I know they say you're not supposed to look at a solar eclipse, but I was looking at it. I looked right at it. I don't care. I do what I want.

*     I watched a “Planet of the Apes” prequel called “Rise of the Apes” on DVD the other night. It covered the apes' growth, evolution, and the summer they spent together at a house on the Jersey Shore.

*     I always think Mother’s Day is funny because all of the mothers I know just want to get as far away from their children as possible. However, I have to salute the single moms on Father's Day. They got stuck with double duty.

*     According to Danish researchers, people who jog live six years longer than non-joggers. Aren't you OK with dying early and missing that six years of jogging?

*     President Obama says his campaign for a second term is still about hope and change. The president's exact words were, "I hope I won't have to change my address."

*     Strange development in the Secret Service prostitution saga. They issued new rules of conduct recently and on some trips they will send chaperones to make sure the rules are enforced. Am I nuts, or is this weird? We have to give the Secret Service chaperones to make sure they don't get drunk and have sex?

*     Occupy Wall Street is back. There were protests everywhere last week. They marched all the way to the White House. It's not easy to get all the way to the White House. Just ask Ron Paul.

Ththththtaat's all, folks.....

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