Monday, August 1, 2011

Charles Johnson Sends Me Web Traffic!

Not intentionally, I'm sure. But for some reason he finds it necessary to accuse me of being the creationist twits who created a stupid video to which he links here.

I should be honored. "You remember, Captain! I cannot help but be touched." - Khan

So I sent him the following loveletter.

[Dear Charles:]

You must be running low on readers.... reach back into your individual Vault of Golden Garbazh (to quote the Detroit late night movie host 'The Ghoul') to go after little old me.

Of course. I had nothing to do with your stupid video. I don't have time to create bogus creationist videos; I'm too busy doing my job. You know, my job? The one you tried to get me fired from by going public with my identity?

BTW, how are your efforts of washing that red liquid from your hands? The one that Breivik/Fjordman stained you with? You may find soap don't work too well on, er, damned spots like that.

Let me conclude by waiving* my private parts at your auntie and farting in your general direction. And a prediction: one day you will defame someone who can afford more lawyers than you.

Sleep tight.

Richard L. Kent, Esq.

PS. I have reviewed the video. I am not the "Dr. Richard Kent" in the video. That guy is at least 20 years older than I am. Furthermore, I have never gone by "Dr. Richard Kent." I go by "Richard L. Kent, Esq." because there are 800 or so "Richard L. Kent"s in the United States, including one in my home town who just died last year.

Richard L. Kent, Esq.

Definitely not Richard L. Kent, Esq.

Of course, there are a lot of Charles Johnsons out there too.... if you google the phrase "'Charles Johnson' Arrested" you get 712,000 results (0.19 seconds). Go figure.

ADDENDUM 8/2/2011 3:00 PM

The Squire of Gothos posted the following pseudo-update:

UPDATE at 8/2/11 11:38:27 am
I was traveling yesterday and couldn’t update this post right away, but it turns out that the Richard Kent in this video is not the same Richard L. Kent who used to post at LGF. Amazingly, there are actually two whacked out, raging creationists with the name “Richard Kent.”

Amazingly, there are 712,000 people named Charles Johnson who have been arrested or who hang around with the arrested. You sure your middle name isn't "Wayne"?

PS. Keep scrubbing, Lady Macbeth. Keep scrubbing.

*I was going to retype the word 'waiving' to the correct spelling of 'waving', but on second thought the mind picture of signing a waiver as to my private parts regarding his auntie is indeed a bit more amusing than the original. Lawyer humor, ar ar.


  1. johnson went with what he thought was a good find in the course of scouring his user base to find out what anders breivik's user name at his site was so he can scrub lgf of all the hat-tips and up-dings he gave him.

  2. Perhaps. His "good find" however is an exercise in making-himself-look-like-an-idiot, which he is wont to do. It is very easy for him to do so and for good reason.

  3. Eight hours later Chuck revised the post, but only slightly as he still names you. Here's a .gif showing before and after screenshots:

  4. Wow. Just wow. I think CJ is on the edge of losing it completely. He appears to be in full flail mode.

    D. Edgren (formerly the Merciless Infidel, now just an ordinary one)


Keep it clean for gene.