Friday, June 3, 2011

A guy walks into a bar .... (whang!)

The story goes that a priest, a lawyer, and an engineer were sentenced to death during the French Revolution. The priest went to the guillotine first. When the blade fell, it stopped an inch above his neck. "It is a sign from God!" he said. "You must free me!" So they did.

The lawyer went next. The blade fell, and same result: the blade stopped an inch above his neck. "It is the law of France!" the lawyer said. "You get just one chance to execute me. You must free me!" So they did.

The engineer stepped up and said, "Yanno, if you just loosen that screw a couple of turns, that thing should work just fine......."

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