Friday, June 17, 2011

Greg's Giggles for Friday

We're starting a new feature here at the Silverback: In our endless quest to create more happiness and laughter in the world and to increase our site traffic, we have joined forces with my old high school buddy Greg Schankin, who is either a rapier wit and hilarious raconteur, or at least is a shameless thief of other comedians' materials. (We leave that call to you.)

Here we go, this week's First Batch....

* At the first Republican presidential debate, seven candidates got together to agree on how much they dislike the government they would like to run.

* Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

* My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates

* Hitler had a stiffarmed salute; Churchill his V for Victory sign, Mussolini his strut; Romney's is touching his finger to his tongue and testing the wind.

* President Obama has offered bailout money to keep Greece from defaulting on its loans. When Greece thanked him, Obama said “Don’t mention it . . . to China, because it’s their money.”

* The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

* Ever notice Flag Day is the only holiday that we don’t get drunk to celebrate.

* Legal experts are now investigating John Edwards for the money he spent to hide his mistress and love child. The good news for Edwards is that he is now eligible to run for governor of California.

* Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

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