Tuesday, March 22, 2011

We've Got Mail!

General Universal Reply to Paper Statements!

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ALL PURPOSE LETTER TO THE EDITOR!

It was never the intention of our Founding Fathers that a penny saved would be a penny earned. Ordinarily, a house is not a home. The liberals among the far right will insist on coming to terms with the horns of their dilemma. This begs the question.

Things aren’t what they seem, to a blind horse. Want to dance to the music? Freedom was never free. After all, you get what you pay for, being a dog eat dog world. Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to buy.

This bill must not pass this way again. That’s throwing the baby out with the bath water! If only we weren’t left flapping in the breeze, then two could live as cheaply as one (but for only half the time). Walking on eggshells is the worst-case scenario. Read my lips- no new saxes. It’s nothing but gratuitous and unnecessary violins, anyhow. Old shoulders never die; they just fade out.

A pox on both your houses! You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind breaks. Who the heck let the dogs out? As GM goes, so goes the country. Lesson learned, the hard way, if you get my drift. So, if you’ve got it, haunt it. An ounce of prevention beats a sharp stick in the eye. Whose ox is being gored here anyway? A day without sunshine is like a day without a clue.

Have you no shame? The rhetoric of the left is increasingly dogged by the actual estimates. But you’re just making it easy for the clean-up hitter. It’s the all-time trifecta of Wall Street speculation fueled by the whining of the lobbyists and small rodents alike. Small world, isn’t it? Familiarity breeds. Confused? Yes, and no. Don’t ever put off procrastinating again! Good catch, 22.

How much is not enough? The sky is not falling, naysayers to the contrary. Fish or cut bait! Fits like a fine-tooth glove, when used with a conscientiously applied program of moral hygiene and regular mental care.

- a Gruntled reader.

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