Thursday, March 24, 2011

Top Ten Rejected Names for Our War In Libya

10. Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn’t Prepare Me For This
9. Operation Organizing for Libya
8. Operation Double Standard
7. Operation FINE! I’ll Do Something
6. Operation Enduring Narcissism
5. Operation So That’s What the Red Button Does
4. Operation France Backed Me Into A Corner
3. Operation Start Without Me
2. Operation Unlike Bush Wars This One Is Justified Because Hey Look A Squirrel
1. Operation Aimless Fury

(I didn't write these but I wish I had)


And some more....

Operation Ignore the Saudis and Their Friends!
Operation Damn Those Neocons Had it Pegged All Along
Operation It's 3 Am and the Phone Has No Snooze Button
Operation Never Mind What I Said Earlier
Operation Where Are Those Weapons of Mass Destruction in Libya?
Operation Gee The Libyan Intel Guys Liked A Lot Of Boom Boxes
Operation Time to Shut Down Ohio's Legislature as a Distraction
Operation Time to Reinstitute the Draft
Operation Let's Fight for 2% of the World's Oil.
Operation $2 a Gallon Gas
Operation Syria's Next
Operation U.S. Army Freeing the Shit out of You since 1775

(With thans to my various FB friends)

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