Friday, March 25, 2011

EEEVIL EEELEGUL IMMIGRANT DISCOVERED!

An ILLEGAL ALIEN was discovered squirreled away in Washington State!

He's been out of status for ALMOST ONE HUNDRED YEARS!

Ninety-five-year-old Leeland Davidson discovered recently that he's not a U.S. citizen, despite living nearly 100 years in the country and serving in the U.S. Navy during WWII.....

Davidson was born in British Columbia in 1916. He checked up on his citizenship before joining the Navy and was told by an inspector at the U.S. Department of Labor Immigration and Naturalization Service he had nothing to worry about. Now he worries that he won't be able to prove his citizenship, because his parents were born in Iowa before local governments started keeping records of birth certificates in 1880.

THROW HIM OUT! THE CRIMMIGRANT! /sarc

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