Thursday, December 30, 2010

Hef's Hozed Hos Exposed
(But Not In A Good Way)

A few years ago a friend of mine--very accomplished writer--used the following phrase to describe the earthly paradise: "...like a fifteen year old invited to work as a cabana boy at Hef's mansion."

Now that we have an idea what that entails, I think most fifteen year olds--even those with, shall we say, the most plebian taste--would not exactly view an invite to work there with as much joy as you'd think.

In a word: Ick.

And I for one would not wish to be standing in his shoes during his final judgment. No siree beelze-bub....

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