Monday, October 18, 2010

Quid? Me anxius sum?

This has more than 3,000 appearances in Google; therefore, I can't say who the author was.....

~~~~~~ Handy Latin Phrases ~~~~~~
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
Garbage in, garbage out.

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse.
I think we're on the same wavelength.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Vescere bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.

Veni Vedi Velcro
I came. I saw. I stuck around.

Veni Vedi Visa
I came, I saw, I bought it!

Veni Vedi Flatui
I came, I saw, I broke wind.

Veni, Vedi, Vixen
I came, I saw, Hey baby.

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Mundus Vult Decipi
The World Wants to Be Decieved.

Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.
Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.

Sic friatur crustulum
Thus, the cookie crumbles.

Neutiquam erro.
I am not lost.

Cur non isti mictum ex occasione?
Why didn't you go when you had the chance?

Braccae tuae aperiuntur.
Your fly is open.

Quid? Me anxius sum?
What? Me worry?

Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?

In vino, veritas.
Have another drink, senator.

De gustibus non est disputandum.
You mean you actually like chitlins?

Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes.
If you can read this, you are overeducated.

Aut discere aut disce.
Either learn or leave.

Cogito, ergo doleo.
I think, therefore I am depressed.

Opinio Sine Erudito
Opinion Without Knowledge

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Obesa cantavit.
The fat lady has sung.

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